Funny Wedding Wishes for Your Best Friend: 40+ Messages

I'm so glad you're finally off the market.

You're stuck with each other now.

We're officially losing our single friend.

Marriage means never having to say 'I'm single'.

Finally, you can legally annoy someone forever.

The only thing better than one of you is two.

Congrats on finding someone who tolerates your weirdness.

Thanks for making the rest of us look bad.

Now you can't just ghost us; you have a spouse.

Remember when we said we'd never get married? Well, look at you now.

This is the best decision you've made since befriending me.

Your life is about to get a lot more complicated, but also a lot more fun.

My only advice: always be the first to say sorry, even if you're right.

I'll be the one crying at the wedding, but only because I'm losing my partner in crime.

You've found the one person who can handle your snoring.

Let's be honest: you were a mess before, now you're a mess together.

If marriage is a game, you two just won the jackpot.

May your arguments be short and your makeup sessions quick.

It's about time you tied the knot. Now get to work on that knot.

I've seen you go through many phases, but this 'married' phase is the best one yet.

We've got the champagne ready; you provide the happily ever after.

At least you'll have someone to blame for the dent in the car.

For the record, I called dibs on being the favorite aunt/uncle.

On this joyous day, remember: you can't return a spouse.

Because you two are perfect together, but also because you're both weird in the same way. May your life be filled with laughter and matching socks.

So happy for you both! I've never seen two people so perfectly suited for each other. Just remember: the key to a happy marriage is separate blankets.

After all these years of dating, you finally found someone who can tolerate your obsession with [show/food]. Now the real fun begins: decorating together.

Before you go, let me give you some wisdom: never go to bed angry—stay up and argue about who left the cap off the toothpaste. It's more fun.

Never let the sun set on a disagreement—unless it's about who gets to pick the movie. In that case, flip a coin.

Always remember that marriage is like a deck of cards—it starts with two hearts and a diamond. But over time, you'll need a club and a spade.

Just a friendly reminder: you're now legally obligated to consult each other on everything. That includes what to order for dinner. Good luck.

I hope your marriage is as happy as my relationship with your wifi password. Kidding! But seriously, congrats on finding your forever person.

You'll never have to worry about being alone again—unless you both want to be alone. Then you'll have to negotiate.

We'll be cheering for you two from the sidelines. Just remember: we're always available for a double date or a triple scoop of ice cream.

Here's to a lifetime of love, laughter, and arguing over who left the toilet seat up. May your marriage be as fun as your friendship.